Thursday, January 13, 2011

what can you say to make me smile...

1. I like Hello Kitty, because she's thick
2. What is it that you do? You 'read me like a book'
3. Who the hell... you think you are...
4. If I was southern, I'd be from Texas... we're badder and browner down there...
5. I'm going to be the poop doctor
6. Why does it feel so good to poop?
7. Pooping and eating... should go together... isn't it strange that it doesn't?

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