things that I over hear...

1. Do you like being a jerk/dick/asshole/non-filtered talker?
2. What is your problem?
3. Is there something I can do to make you happy?
4. What is it with you… since you have money, you don’t understand…
5. Thank you for doing the dishes
6. How do I look?
7. What time is it?
8. What is the license plate of the Acura?
9. How often do you think about sex?
10. What is it??? Did I do something wrong?
11. We have to talk in private…
12. Are you trying to get thrown out?
13. You have to take your 10… sit down…
14. Mr. Smelly, is just “a part of life”
15. You are so detached from reality, but I kind of like your thoughts
16. Who do you think you are?
17. What… you think I’m 30 something???

How do I respond…
1. Yes I love who I am
2. Stupid people, and ignorance
3. Change NY/NJ society… one person at a time
4. I wasn’t always this jaded… I used to work like a mule too
5. Tomorrow…
6. Just give me a kiss
7. 9:20…
8. 53… I know it’s 53 something… (having 5 cars in the family… just keeping the plates and reg. info. straight can be a PITA (pain in the ass))
9. All the time
10. You chew to loudly… more like you smack your lips…
11. Oh no… am I in trouble again?
12. Yes, sometimes I am… but only for the right reasons
13. OK
14. I doubt that… I love Mr. Smelly
15. That is one of the greatest pieces of praise a guy like me can get
16. I’m Captain America
17. That’s a private joke… Ask the little ghost aka Casperina…

be well...
live long and prosper,
ymjk