First day... first thoughts... thematic comedy for the masses...

gosh...  this is how it's going to go...  a mish mosh of ideas, people, events, and a lot of misunderstandings...
cuckoo log:
meds:  50 mg seroquel xr
physical activity:  minimal
food intake:  a slice of plain, and a sicilian slice..  very nice thank you linwood pizza...  (fort lee, nj)

so this is what i do...  bullet points of my daily musings...  in a categorical sort of list form...

sbux thoughts:
1.  why do we come to a public place, and ask to be left alone?  why do we come to sbux and complain that "you talk to loud"
2.  reprimanded by a woman with rotund disorder...  overheard her say...  gosh he just talks to talk...  it's almost like saying in return, you just eat to to become fatter, smiley, sleepy and more expensive to sell at the market...  as if anybody would want to sell you by the pound.  toxic, evil, middle aged, selective listening pot belly female human...  get it while it's hot...  only $1.99 a lb.
3.  i was eating next to the bar/drink pick up area, and scolded by a sbux 'enforcer'...  "hey i'm sorry but you can't eat there"...  am i the only one who loves this woman for being so strict?  i think the next thing she's going to say is...  sorry...  you can't be there...  actually coming to think of it...  she tells me more  often than anyone...  "hey john, you have to take a break, so we can work"
4.  my biggest pet peeve, is when they have everything for a perfect sbux exp. and then all of a sudden, i hear that they don't have lemonade...  my drink of choice is what i call "jasmine tea lemonade, venti cup
5.  the enforcer says:  "john can you please go back to your seat they need to train"  trains are out, g5's are in...  whomever thinks that thomas the tank engine is cool doesn't belong in sbux
6.  people get in line just to get in line...  at sbux...  the line is called 'the thirsty ones'...
7.  at sbux staff is called partners...  they should be called:  young, nice, subserviant, perfection chasing, this job is good enough for now, (until i meets somebody rich), passive aggressive human beings...
8.  getting your phd is easier than doing the paperwork to ban somebody from sbux.  i have a situation in which a malodorous guest comes in...  and everyone takes a nice waft of his presence and leaves...  i call that a really stinky sbux situation...
9.  i routinely tip $20 bucks at a clip...  people ask me why...  i say these people keep me sane...  i have choices...  1.  psychiatry at $200.00 an hour, (cash)...  credit cards are billed at $375.00, 2.  go to my gym, get all sweaty and tired...  no need for sbux and no need for explanation...   3.  take  my meds...  $7.00 a pill...  seroquel xr is good  :), 4.  look/shop/read things online...  "learn"???  the last thing i need to do i learn something new...  my brain oooooozes useless facts...  you want useless fact number one?  sbux draws their espresso and it expires 10 seconds after it's drawn.  no lie...  5. make love to my wife...  this is a semi annual event...  you might as well have a ticker tape parade as well...
10.  no need for others in my life?  rubbish... one of my role models and idols...  mother teresa rip, my dear...  she used to say that the worst punishment in life is "to be ignored"...  so true...  that's why we all selectively love sbux.
11.  met a guy at sbux, he has a porsche...  he changed his exhaust cuz it was too loud...  that's like taking a ferrari, and putting a inline 4 instead of the v8...  things that make you go hmmm....?  i overheard he is changing his suspension...  could you imagine what he's doing?  he's gonna put in the lincoln town car air suspension...  floating like a boat...  but a very mighty mean looking boat...
mother teresa quips and quotes:

1.  Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies.
Mother Teresa 
You know...  that dime you found on the street, or in the free drink, you get from your favorite watering hole...  (rhymes with bar 'f' word 's')...

Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat. 

Mother Teresa 
What is the rule of modern society, in which we can ignore all the people around us, even though we see them almost everyday???  another common event that happens at our favorite hang out...  (rhymes with mar ducks)...

Each one of them is Jesus in disguise.
Mother Teresa 
Don't even speak of jesus...  you say jesus lives in this space, (rhymes with jar lucks), might as well walk out on your own accord, cuz a padded cell, straight jacket and 911 are not a joke...

Even the rich are hungry for love, for being cared for, for being wanted, for having someone to call their own.
Mother Teresa 
Take a look at the demographics of my favorite space...  (rhymes with silent "mn"tar clucks...)  lots of wannabies and unfilled folks...  the elderly, the unemployed, the disappointed, the weak, the dumb, those are all the best customers of this place...  (fyi, i spend about $50 bucks a week just on beverages)

I try to give to the poor people for love what the rich could get for money. No, I wouldn't touch a leper for a thousand pounds; yet I willingly cure him for the love of God.
Mother Teresa 

I want you to be concerned about your next door neighbor. Do you know your next door neighbor?
Mother Teresa 

If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.
Mother Teresa 

If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
Mother Teresa 

If you want a love message to be heard, it has got to be sent out. To keep a lamp burning, we have to keep putting oil in it.
Mother Teresa 

Intense love does not measure, it just gives.
Mother Teresa 

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls.
Mother Teresa 

Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love.
Mother Teresa 

Let us more and more insist on raising funds of love, of kindness, of understanding, of peace. Money will come if we seek first the Kingdom of God - the rest will be given.
Mother Teresa 

Let us not be satisfied with just giving money. Money is not enough, money can be got, but they need your hearts to love them. So, spread your love everywhere you go.
Mother Teresa 

Let us touch the dying, the poor, the lonely and the unwanted according to the graces we have received and let us not be ashamed or slow to do the humble work.
Mother Teresa 

Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible poverty.
Mother Teresa 

Loneliness is the most terrible poverty.
Mother Teresa 

Love begins at home, and it is not how much we do... but how much love we put in that action.
Mother Teresa 

Love begins by taking care of the closest ones - the ones at home.
Mother Teresa 

Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within reach of every hand.
Mother Teresa 



fat jokes:
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