to those who care to read...
cuckoo log:
meds: none
physical activity: hand to mouth, church food then ramen... had some great food last night, thank you to one of my fave ramen houses of of FL
food intake: church was good... baked zita and meatballs, then ramen... what a wonderful space we are in...
things that make you go hmmm...
inspired by:
"i'm not fat, i'm fluffy" - gabriel iglesias...
"every morning i sit in front of a box... it's called a 'happy light'" - a random customer interaction at sbux
"i'm a manatee... practically, my only enemies are stupid people driving too fast in their boats, who cause me great pain with their boat propellers... xux to be me..." - self
1. choice can be paralyzingly difficult, thank you sheena iyengar
2. women are getting the short end of it... people realize this, and are changing their space...
skirtingthelimits.blogspot.com
halfthskymovement.org
hellorewind.com
3. putting up a light with my wife was an experience in patience and progress, the joys of parenthood, and husbandry...
my wife and i have been living in our house for about 5 years. only yesterday did i put in a new light fixture... the box states clearly, turn off power to the light fixture from the circuit breaker/remove the fuse...
my 4 year old daughter thinks, daddy is working and it looks very dark... let me turn the lights on for him...
a. the fun happened at lowes... the associate refused to get involved
- cutting a piece of formica book shelf... he said you need to buy an electrical saw. so i should buy and return a saw? i asked... he said, i'm not here, and i say nothing...
- so how should i deal with my wife who needs it RIGHT NOW... he said, sir, i'm married too, just listen to your wife.
b. i had to do it one way... position it lengthwise in the room.
- since i could not do it, she accepted it, but if i tried my best and made it 10 degrees off, it would have been mass hysteria
c. my wife said the light that she needs has to have 6 lights, the one we bought only has 4. i said to myself, yes dear, i will get on that right away. an email and pix for the ceo of lowes and the makers of the light fixture. do it well, or just drink more scotch... single malt... let's have LESS CHOICE... single malt, or no malt... blended whiskey is for those who can't get the right taste, and they just do the dr. jeckyll and mr. hyde thing... a little bit of this, a little bit of that... at the end, you're just left with an evil monster of a scotch whiskey... a/k/a rat poison.
- choices... can only frustrate one's life. choose the right option... always listen to your wife, but make sure you blame some exterior limitation, and all will be fine...
No comments:
Post a Comment